Thank You Jesus?

So we are all (hopefully) relatively aware of the so called "Secret-menu" In'n'Out serves. Including items such as animal style burgers and fries, the Triple Threat, and the Flying Dutchman. Also the menu does not only stop at 4x4 but would probably go on into infinity (or as big as your stomach can handle of course. Or your wallet for that matter). Personally, anytime I go I have to get a 2x3 with animal style fries. Of course, I don't eat anything for the next week and a half, but it's usually well worth it.
Getting back onto topic however, I discovered the other day that Jamba Juice also in fact has a "Secret-menu" as well! The entire menu consists of "unhealthy" smoothies named after things that would involve copyright violations were they to be included on the menu. Ive been doing some research of my own on this and specific ones I know exist are:
*White Gummi Bear
(my personal favorite)
*Sourpatch Kid
*Peanut Butter and Jelly
*Apple Pie
*Fruity Pebbles
*Rainbow Sherbet
*Pink Starburst
*Strawberry Shortcake
*Push Pop
*Skittles
*"Thank You Jesus"
and last but not least
*Orgasm
So the next time you find yourself in the delectable Juices of Jamba, don't even think about ordering a boring ol' Strawberries Wild. Down a power sized Orgasm instead.

~Disclaimer: Although confessing that these Jambas are indeed quite tantalizing to the senses, I never said anything about them being remotely good for you. So to all you nicole richies out there, (pre-pregnancy of course) beware.