Helpful sayings when working at a community pool

"wasdaton"- what is that on?
"say swear"- seriously?
"swear"- seriously.
"foo"- idiot
"no lie?"- really?
"ehhhh" (with the tongue click in the back of the throat)- just kidding
"cutthroat"- to be badah at something
"vatos locos forehvrr"- gang refrence
"chongo"- hair band
"chanclas"- flip flops
"pendejo"- idiot

Monkey See Monkey Do

The Things I Have Accomplished In Summer '08

1. Grown out my fingernails. Long enough to puncture my own finger in a freak accident at work
2. Gone for over 7 days without taking a shower
3. Gotten pedis about 5 times
4. Saved 4 childrens lives
5. Become tanner than my favorite 'tan' colored flats
6. Taught about 120 kids how to swim
7. Consumed about 35.9 pounds of mexican food
8. Downloaded about 726519 new songs
9. Allowed my hair/bangs to grow out about 5 more inches
10. Read the entire Harry Potter series. Again. Consecutively.

"Photography is Truth"

So stupid

J.Crew is his favorite store.

Meathead

Dream catcher hanging from the rearview mirror, and only Bob Dylan blaring from the speakers.

Jordan Rands. He says the phrase 'so stupid' alot. One time he held my hand in sociology for like five minutes. I think we were talking about conflict and functionalist perspectives. Or maybe it was the differential association theory? Jordan makes me laugh when he leaves milkshake moustaches on his face. He's a good spooner. I think it's funny how much he likes Bono. He even wears a 'one' bracelet every single day. We go to Tommies together alot and we didn't ever take anyone else there. One time he came to my house because we were supposed to start/finish this project by the next day. But he thought it would be funny to come over and vomit in my room instead. I had to do the project by myself and he still got a better grade than me in sociology.

also i don't know how to remove eve 6's song from off my profile. oopsies. ayudame!

R.I.P.

Alright, alright. So what. I've been growing dreds. So what everyone's been on my back about it. So what right? Well, when someone started throwing money in for the price of my precious locks leaving my head, I started to reconsider. So it was decided, the tainted hair would come out. Easier said than done. Ha.

Hour 1: Most of the end of the dred has been successfully removed


Hour 2: Making a bit of headway



Somewhere in between all the pain



Only about 1/4th the size of what was really torn out



Hour 3: One quart of conditioner later. (only im not kidding) Mind you, that's not including the rest of my hair


Hour 3.5: The final product. Ignore the look on my face. It was well past midnight and I had been practically scalped for the past 3.5 hours



So there, I did it. 9 months worth of uncombed hair, only took a mere three and a half hours to completely detangle. Aka: totally worth it. I pry wont comb out my hair for another year or so I hate it so much.